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#FGary Holiday Apron
#FGary Holiday Apron
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If you need to cover up your outfit while cooking, painting, or doing some insider trading, this apron will do the job perfectly! The adjustable neck and long waist straps allow you to alter your apron to fit your needs on the fly, just like the SEC's criteria to pass or fail the Howey test.
For the record, this apron is not a security.
Hand washing is recommended. If your hands are dirty, or you suck at cleaning up your messes, you can throw this in the washer. But please be gentle. Air drying is preferred as the dryer may warp the 15% cotton in the polyester blend. No one wants a twisted cover-up; we have enough of that on the news.
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