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Gary Gensler Hashtags High-top Canvas Black Trim Shoe
Gary Gensler Hashtags High-top Canvas Black Trim Shoe
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Keeping it real. Don't forget the hat and sweatshirt.
Gary Gensler threw your wallet in the wood chipper and ruined your retirement plans. Even though Gary crushed your value and forced your life to go on pause, you can still have a shred of confidence knowing your shoe game is on point.
This high-top canvas shoe is designed to look and feel the opposite of Gary's performance review by IOF. You will enjoy wearing these almost as you love sharing your feelings with random strangers.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thank you for supporting sustainable commerce purchasing decisions!
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Sustainable Commerce
We create each item specifically for you at the time of your order to do our part for sustainable commerce. This adds a few days to the processing time of each order, but totally worth it!